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Someone really needs to tell my boss she has bad breath today. I have only recently acquired the supervision of this new bossLady so I don't know if this is one time thing with her (I mean, I have very good hygiene practices but I am sure every once in awhile after a nice Italian meal or similar I might have a slight unattractive scent that I try to tend to ASAP) or if this is a chronic case of halitosis. If the latter is the case then I am glad that I have had and am planning on having very few one on one close encounters of the stank breath kind with her.

I think I will step up for my own selfish reasons and just quietly place some breath mints on her desk...a nice subtle hint without the embarrassment of "Hey, put a mint in it, jota!"
If the subtle hints don't see to be taken after my next face to face then I will need to bring out the big guns and be a little more assertive...oh yeah, folks....I'm talkin Doggie Mints!
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1 Comments:
At 1:58 PM,
Jen said…
damn it man. people with halitosis should be required to post a message just like child molestors........ "I have fowl breath! Also referred to as BOOTY BREATH or P.C. Terminology, HALITOSIS!" the end
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